A Parody - To The Right!

I've heard times ago about this song, but I've got to listen to it just now. Hahaha, I laughed my ass out upon hearing the song.

The singer's (better called dubber?) name is JJ 650. Never heard of him nor any of his songs, so I guess this is his first and independent release. I consider him an artist with a genre inline with Ne-Yo and other RNB artists, but he still has a lot of rice to eat to be at par with them.

The song's a bit offensive, with a lot of cursing on the side (b-word, s-word, geez). I filtered them out with asterisks (hmmm, wonder if Blogger could add a word filter feature).

So here it is, Beyonce's "Irreplaceable". I mean, JJ 650's "Irreplaceable" parody. :)



Click here for the YouTube link.


The lyrics:

This is from a man's point of view
Fellas sometimes we gotta tell them ladies...

To the right to the right
Aha yea get the stepping
To the right to the right
To the right to the right
Thats where I'm going in the middle of the night

In the closet that's your stuff
But trick I brought it so b**** don't touch
You talk alot of bullsh** alright
But while you walk and talk
I'ma get mine now
It's my name thats on your lass
You bald-headed rat trying to get rid of that

Back up out my face broad
I'm really not trying to talk to you
Talking about I'm never gonna find a girl like you
You must got me f***** up

You must not know about me
You must think I'm playing
I can have another you in an hour
Matter fact she's up stairs in the shower-baby

You must not know about me
You must think I'm playing
I can find another you on the corner
So don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable

Trick give me my phone
So I can call my chick and see if she's home
Oh sh** I forgot that she's already home
What did you think I was putting you out for?

Cause you was unreal
Kinda like the horse that is sitting on the back of your head
Baby fix them teeth
Seeing your face is so old to me

Back up out my face broad
I'm really not trying to talk to you
Telling me I'm never finding a girl like you
Boy you got me so damn twisted

You must not know about me
You must think I'm playing
I can have another you in a minute
Matter fact she'll drive up in a minute baby

You must not know about me
You must think im playing
I can have another you in an hour
So dont you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable

So since I'm not your everything
I'm not giving you anything
Nothing at all to you
Baby im not giving you nothing no way
Go ahead and shed your tears
Cause the truth of the matter is replacing you was the last tear

To the right to the right
To the right to the right

Gotta gotta go the ri-ight

To the right to the right
To the right to the right

To the right to the right
To the right to the right

To the right to the right
To the right to the right

So dont you ever for a second get to thinking
What?
Get to thinking
What?
Get to thinking your irreplaceable

You must not know about me
You must think I'm playing
I can have another you in a minute
Matter fact she'll be here in a minute baby
You must not know about me
You must think I'm playing
I can have another you in an hour
Matter fact shes up stairs in the shower ohhh

You must not know about me
You must think I'm playing
I can find another you baby
There's so many of you baby

You must not know about me (two timing)
You must think I'm playing (back stabbin', heifer-lyin')

All ways needing
I need something but the truth is
You have always been replaceable ohhh
Please see yourself out this way